_{“Lightwoods,” Magnus said. “They always have to have the last word.”}

drunkfeferi:

taga03:

drunkfeferi:

drunkfeferi:

drunkfeferi:

drunkfeferi:

so the joke here was going to be caw caw motherfuckers but my roommate walked in and gave me the single most disappointed look i have ever seen

why does this have 2000 notes

i’m changing my god tier to maid of regret 

don’t bring this back. stop that.

you heard her REBLOG AND LIKE!

listen here u lil shit

youthopian:

Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs

abandonedkitten:

popfairy:

blueisforscarvesandboxes:

david-bui:

do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar 

I’m glad it isn’t just me

I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.

Can you be my cashier forever

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

poopflow:

SHE GOT “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY” INTO HER YEARBOOK 

thefatpatriciarepublic:

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

If I cry during this movie don’t judge me

Can someone please tell me what’s up with Brazil????? I’ve barely been online please I beg u tell me or link me